Woman: Carl’s Jr.? Are there even any here?
Man: A couple I think.
Bartender: Carl’s Jr. ain’t what it used to be. Used to be so good, 10, 15 years ago. Now it’s Jack in the Box shit.
Woman: Carl’s Jr. and Hardees are the same thing, right?
Man: Yea. It’s like QFC.
Man: QFC. It’s just Kroger. In Texas they’re Krogers. That’s where I last bought cold medicine.
Woman: Cold medicine?
Man: Yea, I got a bad cold in Dallas, so I bought some cold medicine at the Kroger.